I once got attacked by a penguin,
Because I stole his fish.
You see, I was by the seaside
so Fish and Chips was my wish.
He wasn’t very amused,
In fact, quite the opposite.
He asked for it back, I refused
So he attacked with all his mite.
He flapped his wings, swung for a punch!
All I wanted was a quiet lunch.
He snapped his beak and let out a shriek
Now they’ll be a ringing in my ear all week
I dropped my fish, my mistake
He flicked round his head
it was his now fish to take
Then as quick as light, he fled
I turned back round to the guy in the chip shop
With a sigh, he put another fish in
We had no idea how to continue conversation - didn’t know how to begin
So I started with “I just got attacked by a penguin!”